May 31, 2005

Politicians For Sale

Since Black elected officials are for sale, and seldom come with a high price tag, why don't we buy some. I have a few dollars saved up and would like to start the bidding for an electoral bundle that includes three State Senators in states with large agribusiness/farm subsidies, 2 city mayors with populations of less than 1 million in states with defense contractors, and 3 House sub-committee members. How much would that run a fella like me?

I'm thinking that for about $50K, I could probably generate about $500,000 in "legal" benefits. It might be better for the NOI and Russell RUSH to pony up/consolidate green backs in order to buy positions on the backs of the spineless - ala Las Vegas' bitchasspolitico.com.

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