Your mother and father are together.
They are having problems, but everyone has problems. You love them both.
The neighborhood finds out that your father is cheating with an old girlfriend. Your mother is embarrassed, you are embarrassed, and everyone knows your family business. Meanwhile, your mother is getting some on the side but is doing a better job keeping hush hush about it.
Later on, your mother is killed in a tragic accident. Then to your dismay, all of her business becomes neighborhood gossip as well as your father's business.
Some time later, your father decides to marry the woman who he was cheating with on your mother. The same woman who used to be an old girlfriend. And your father asks you to take a part in the wedding.
If that ain't Jerry Springer, what is?!?!?!
Poor trash meet royal trash.