Someone in another place in the internet wilderness reminded me of past comments about Jiffy Mix.
See, I see nothing wrong with it. While I appreciate the home made stuff, I'll still throw down with the Jiffy.
So, if you want to read some of me clowning around, keep on reading.
DarkStar's Jiffy Mix Rap
Key:
[ No Jiffy No Peace! ] - background rappin'
*szz szz szzz szzzzzzzzz* - turntable scratchin'
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Yo!
Are you readay?
[ Hit MEH! ]
Chorus:
[ Jiffayyyyyyy!!!!
Jah jah jah
Jiffayyyyyyy!!!! ]
Yeah boyeeee!
[ Jiffayyyyyyy!!!!
Jah jah jah
Jiffayyyyyyy!!!!
No Jiffy No Peace!]
Verse1:
Kick up your heals
juz chill to da beat
kick on back
take a load off da feet
DarkStar's bout tah do ya
double time
DarkStar's breakin' yah
off a new Jiffay rhyme!
Verse2:
Ain't dis a trip?
Don't it just figgah?
When your numba 1,
somebody gotta try ta be bigga?
Sellin' tickets
sayin Jiffay ain't all dat
What dey know?
Jiffay gottem all on dey back
Well let me tell yah a story
Juz let DarkStar flow
let me tell yah a story
juz to let you playah haters know!
Verse 3:
Walkin' down da street
checkin the new WooTang beat
Juz gettin my thrills
yo! the Woo got skillz
And then an image!
Yo whadda I see!
Lovely
Beautiful
A baby boo brown walkin' ta me
She had on a mini
Fellahs, she was wearin' it well
I am droolin'
I know that she could tell
She gets next to meh
I say
"Yo slim, how yah doin?"
She juz iggs meh
her gum she keeps on chewin'
I say, "Excuse meh ladaaaaay...
May I speak with thee?"
She stops and looks, and those
browns juz stare at me.
I say, "Baby boo, you fine, you all dat"
She smacks her lips and says,
"That line is whack!
If you wanna know me,
you gotta come stronger than that!"
"Okay boo, let me just speak my mind.
You're lookin good... Screw that,
baby you're PHAT!"
"I wanna know, just how it could be
a baby boo gets tah look so healtheeee!"
Verse 4:
"Let me tell yah
yah look like a country girl!
let me tell yah
yah makin the menz head's swirl"
"what cha' mamma feed yeah?!?!
I gotta know her trix"
She just said,
"Chicken, greens, and Jiffy Mix!"
Hold up baby!!!!! Whatcha' sayin to a fellah?
Yah know now yah soundin' like some
Fuzzy Zeeeellllllaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!
Verse 5:
"Fuzzy?
Me?
No. Not the T. Traaayceeeeeeee.
Juz come on
home with me
and babeeeeeeeee
you will see"
Now I'm walkin' with Traaaayceeeeeee
How more soupped can I beeeee?
Let me tell you
this ladeee is so fly
10 car wreck cuz she's walkin' by!
We gets to her mom's place
just in time for the
blessin' grace
the table is real packed
and all of the ladees are stacked
stacked with cornbread so high
fellahs to you I would not
could not
won't tell no lie
cornbread all over dah place
some plain, some flavored,
I just can't belieeeeeeeeve this space
[ Hit meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!
Ja Ja Ja
Jifaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!! ]
I just can't believe this scene yo!
Blueberry, raspberry, green chile
[ Jalepenyooooooooooooooooooooooooo ]
They be dunkinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn'
dunkin' it like doughnutzzzzzz!!!!
They be sopinnnnnnnnnnnnn'
Like maids be mopppppppiiiiinnnnnnn'
They looked like junkies!
Junkies gettin' there fix!!!
And then I seened it!
[ JIFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY MIX!!!!! ]
Then it all came together
Like that ying and that yang...
It was all about that taste
That Jiffy Mix Thang!!!!!!!
DarkStar broke you off a new one
and I'm keepin' it real
Just say no to the corn bread bigots
And do what yah feel
'cuz I know you be feelin' me
[ JIFFFFFAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY ]
'cuz you know it's real
[ JIFFFFFAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY ]
'cuz I know you be feelin' me
[ JIFFFFFAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY ]
'cuz you know it's real
[ JIFFFFFAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY ]
*pokes inert body*
*draws chalk ouline*
*puts in coroner van*
*calls Quincy*
Oh. My. Goodness.
*resurrects*
Posted by: avery at November 20, 2004 08:47 PM*dies again*